You’re riding peacefully…
until your horse spots it.
Not a snake.
Not a jump.
Not even a suspicious leaf.
What you see:
A small, harmless wet spot.
What your horse sees:
A bottomless lake filled with crocodiles, emotional danger, and regret.
| Horse Type | Reaction |
|---|---|
| The Philosopher | Stares at puddle for 6 minutes, thinking about life. |
| The Drama Artist | Jumps it like it’s the Olympics. Screams internally. |
| The Negotiator | Steps forward, then back, then files a complaint. |
| The Happy Chaos | Walks straight in. Makes splashy soup. |
Rider: “It’s just water.”
Horse: “Then YOU walk in it.”
Sometimes horses don’t avoid puddles because they’re scared—
Sometimes they just refuse to get their socks wet.
